The Best Email I Ever Been Sent?

I don’t half get some spam but this has got to be the best email I ever been sent and it comes from my own list of horses to follow that I collect from the Turftrax website:

OK, we had a bad couple of weeks during end of Novemeber and December but I is always refining & perfecting additions to the list and yesterday’s runners took me quite by surprise. 9 winners [including 2 CSF’s one at 387/1] from 17 runners in 11 races, not a bad day at all….

“Dear ANDREW

Here are your notebook horses declared for tomorrow’s racing:

Race: HAYDOCK PARK 15:15 (PETER MARSH CHASE (GRADE 2 LIMITED HANDICAP) (CLASS 1))
Horse Name: Wychwoods Brook

Race: ASCOT 15:00 (SODEXO HANDICAP CHASE (CLASS 2))
Horse Name: Bury Parade (IRE)

Race: ASCOT 16:05 (EBF STALLIONS ‘NATIONAL HUNT’ NOVICES’ HURDLE (QUALIFIER) (CLASS 3))
Horse Name: Champagne West (IRE)

Race: HAYDOCK PARK 13:30 (RACING POST CELEBRATES 200,000 SOCIAL FOLLOWERS NOVICES’ CHASE (REGISTERED AS THE ALTCAR NOVICES’ CHASE) (GRADE 2) (CLASS 1))
Horse Name: Taquin Du Seuil (FR)

Race: ASCOT 13:50 (OLBG.COM MARES’ HURDLE (REGISTERED AS THE WARFIELD MARES’ HURDLE) (GRADE 2) (CLASS 1))
Horse Name: Mickie

Race: ASCOT 15:35 (SODEXO CLARENCE HOUSE CHASE (GRADE 1) (CLASS 1))
Horse Name: Oiseau de Nuit (FR)

Race: LINGFIELD PARK 15:10 (COMPARE BOOKMAKERS AT BOOKMAKERS.CO.UK HANDICAP (CLASS 3))
Horse Name: Trinityelitedotcom (IRE)

Race: ASCOT 16:05 (EBF STALLIONS ‘NATIONAL HUNT’ NOVICES’ HURDLE (QUALIFIER) (CLASS 3))
Horse Name: Call The Cops (IRE)

Race: ASCOT 15:35 (SODEXO CLARENCE HOUSE CHASE (GRADE 1) (CLASS 1))
Horse Name: Sire De Grugy (FR)

Race: HAYDOCK PARK 14:40 (STANJAMES.COM CHAMPION HURDLE TRIAL (GRADE 2) (CLASS 1))
Horse Name: Ifandbutwhynot (IRE)

Race: NAAS 14:45 (HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIXIE REILLY HANDICAP HURDLE)
Horse Name: Glen Beg (IRE)

Race: ASCOT 15:00 (SODEXO HANDICAP CHASE (CLASS 2))
Horse Name: Grandioso (IRE)

Race: HAYDOCK PARK 14:40 (STANJAMES.COM CHAMPION HURDLE TRIAL (GRADE 2) (CLASS 1))
Horse Name: Melodic Rendezvous

Race: NAAS 14:45 (HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIXIE REILLY HANDICAP HURDLE)
Horse Name: Wooly Tom (IRE)

Race: HAYDOCK PARK 12:55 (G4S EVENTS GRADUATION CHASE (CLASS 2))
Horse Name: Rival D’estruval (FR)

Race: NAAS 13:00 (LIMESTONE LAD HURDLE (GRADE 3) (CLASS 1))
Horse Name: Rule The World

Race: ASCOT 14:25 (KELTBRAY HOLLOWAY’S HURDLE (GRADE 2 LIMITED HANDICAP) (CLASS 1))
Horse Name: Thomas Crapper

If you’d like to be added to the list of ppl that I forward these Turftrax updates to – by all means send me an email: ajsilvera@yahoo.co.uk